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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

tyleroakley: comeonacone: theepichumor: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED MIRANDA.

tyleroakley:

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

MIRANDA.

(Source: s3xnoise)

thecoletrainbaby:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i see your text post

and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS

braaklyn:

I DON’T KNOW WHY

BUT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: nerdsculture)

weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

meguido: adrimnzr: i had it zoomed out and i thought it said “you are my ass” goddamn it adri

meguido:

adrimnzr:

i had it zoomed out and i thought it said “you are my ass”

goddamn it adri

(Source: modcloth)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

(Source: tridant)

gaysuperheroes:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

(Source: game-of-thugs)

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

(Source: thefourthfireshadow)

Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!

You: It's because you're here.

gladojackson:

shiny and i got the idea for really “good” sympathy cards

(Source: wumbojackson)

Btw to all my buds I’m not dead and ill be back soon

basedgosh:

staybeautiful-beyourself:

basedgosh:

i don’t need to rearrange the alphabet because n and o are already together

staybeautiful-beyourself:

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN N AND O AREN’T TOGETHER… seriously look at your keyboard guys lol

are you retarded omfg

(Source: iraffiruse)